RJ Performs Street Magic

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 10, 2002

by Rockjock
7-10-02
Rockjock pays a visit to David Blaine, performing his latest feat of non-magic...
Watch as I attempt to pour liquid hydrogen on my balls after six days without food or sleep.
Bro, has anyone sat down with you and explained that what you' re doing isn't magic at all, just ridiculous and dangerous publicity stunts!
Hey man, tha song "Ironic" didn't have one damn ironic thing happen in it.
I see. So a songwriter's ignorance is all the excuse you need for deception?
Um....I'm not really here! It's an illusion!
Nice try, Copperfield.