The Two-Party System Explained

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 10, 2002

by Rockjock
7-10-02
Hello! I am a donkey!
And I am an elephant! We're here to demonstrate why there should be only a two-party system in the States!
You see, big choices make people all sorts of mad. We rectified it by making it impossible for other people to get into the system!
People like Pat Buchannan and Ross Perot were demonized by the media as being either bigots or crazy. Thanks for sticking up for mundane, press!
Oh dear! We seem to have reverted to our true form.
Oh, don't look so surprised. You suspected all along, right?