Situations Which Must See the Light of Day

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 10, 2002

by Rockjock
7-10-02
The debate over Callista Flockhart and Lara Flynn Boyle over who is the bonier fuck!
Callista, I can still see some marrow in those bones, you porker!
Please, Lara! If you were any fatter I'd have to look twice just to take it all in, you heifer!
Paul Verhouven and Joe Esterhauz team up for "Showgirls 2"
And we could have Nomi have sex with a horse while her boss watches and masturbates!
Is that pertinent to the plot? *sputter* BA HAH HAH! Oh man, I'm just fuckin' with you...
And...undoing of the bad English translation skills of Japanese programmers when designing video games for American youths!
All your base are belong to us!
Me think fun sound!