Fish Philosophy

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 10, 2002

by Rockjock
7-10-02
Dude, what's your mercury count?
Aw man, don't tell me you're one of these doomsday mercury disaster fish! That's just a myth dreamed up by radical ecologists!
Hey, if you build up too much of it in your system, you'll die!
Yes, but chances are that some asshole surface dweller will catch us, eat us and die himself.
Do you want to have sex?
Beats swimming.