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| Howdy, y'all. You may remember me as the Marlboro Man. They had to take my advertising out of stores because I sell so many dang cigarettes. | |
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| Folks do die of lung cancer from this here product, and for that I'm sorry. | |
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| But in fairness, we print warning labels on the packets, and if your grandma is too much of a stupid bitch to read the pack, fuck her. She was dead already. A message from the good folks at Marlboro. | |
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