Marlboro Man Apologizes In His Own Way

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 11, 2002

by Rockjock
7-11-02
Howdy, y'all. You may remember me as the Marlboro Man. They had to take my advertising out of stores because I sell so many dang cigarettes.
Folks do die of lung cancer from this here product, and for that I'm sorry.
But in fairness, we print warning labels on the packets, and if your grandma is too much of a stupid bitch to read the pack, fuck her. She was dead already. A message from the good folks at Marlboro.