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Rockjock will now walk you through the subtlties of Starcraft newbie idiocy.
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| Foremost is the inability to compose a coherent sentence. They will typically shortcut complicated words like "to" with numbers. | |
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| The person who is first to transmit advice to another player will be the first one dead, because he can't concentrate on his own buildup of defence. | |
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| Finally they will try to entice you into joining a "clan", which is a group of idiots who railroad unsuspecting players into games, then either quit fifteen seconds in or will un-ally and betray you. | |
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| hahaha that iz good 1 i do it all the time | |
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