Starcraft for Dummies (and there are a lot)

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 11, 2002

by Rockjock
7-11-02
Rockjock will now walk you through the subtlties of Starcraft newbie idiocy.
Foremost is the inability to compose a coherent sentence. They will typically shortcut complicated words like "to" with numbers.
R U talkin 2 me?
The person who is first to transmit advice to another player will be the first one dead, because he can't concentrate on his own buildup of defence.
more SCVs! oops I die
Finally they will try to entice you into joining a "clan", which is a group of idiots who railroad unsuspecting players into games, then either quit fifteen seconds in or will un-ally and betray you.
hahaha that iz good 1 i do it all the time