Prequel to the Sequel

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 12, 2002

by Rockjock
7-12-02
Lucasfilm Entertainment presents Star Wars: Episode 3, Uprising of the Obsessed Geek
Darth Virgin, we are targeting George Lucas's house with the Death Star laser.
Excellent! Soon even the master himself will learn it is an abomination to mess with the ways of the Jedi!
Master, is this just? It is difficult to surprise anyone with plot details. Can you blame him for solely relying on gee-whiz CGI?
Care for a demonstration of the power of the force, underling? Make with the kablooey.
George! W-what are you doing here?
Jake, I know you got panned as Anakin. That was your own fault. Now set the Death Star down and let's talk about this.