Who says Star Wars can't defend our nation?

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 12, 2002

by Rockjock
7-12-02
Colin Powell briefs the prez on matters of national urgency.
Sir, one of our top military advisers has recommended a fool-proof plan for infiltraing Hussein's impermeable fortress.
Lay it on me, Jamaica Joe.
He recommends a solitary photon torpedo launched at the precise moment into the main intake port, knocking out the main energy core.
Huh, that's brilliant! Who is this dude? I want to give him a medal.
General Akhbar, at your command.
Yowch! Hiring you musta single-handedly filled my minority hiring quota.