Snuggle Jive Opens a Charity

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 13, 2002

by Rockjock
7-13-02
A message from Snuggle Jive's "Adopt-a-Ho" program
Wassup, y'all! Did you know we gots lots o' hos that needs yo' financial support? Dat's right!
I should know--I've been doing this for thirty-seven years now.
No stank ho should have to live like this. For fitty bones a day, you can keep dem off da streets and still let me drive my lime-green '79 El Camino.
God, don't force me to have to work at TCBY!
So word, peep this y'all. Send me the money, and you can sponsor Himiko here so she can go home again. Jus' activate my beeper.
Send money...PLEASE! I MISS MY MOMMY!