Hostess Fruit Pies to the Rescue!

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 14, 2002

by Rockjock
7-14-02
Just suddenly, the nefarious Mr. Xyxyr launches his diabolical plan!
Watch me as I set upon an evil rampage in the city! No one can stop me!
Wait! Who's that in the sky? Why, it's Captain Little Penis!
Reaching into his roomy pants, Captain Little Penis pulls out HOSTESS FRUIT PIES, the tasty and nutritious snack!
Taste flaky goodness, villain!
Oh drat! Not the delicious fruity taste I would have to be mad to resist! Very well, I shall surrender!
Looks like it's the maximum sentence for Mr. Xyxyr!
Wait! You're still locking me up? I thought we'd eat a few pies and have a big laugh over the whole thing!
You've been reading too many Archie comics, evil-doer! Time to make an example of you!