What came first?

Author: RonnieDobbs

Date: July 26, 2002

by RonnieDobbs
7-26-02
Somewhere in Hell, last Tuesday Morning
So, Satan, did I come first?
Nah, the egg did.
That so? How come?
Well....
Like shoving a watermelon through a keyhole.....
The very first chicken refused creation upon hearing how the egg would end up in her nest.