DoctorDeath*1

Author: RopeDrink

Date: January 16, 2004

by RopeDrink
1-16-04
Hi there, I'm Harold Shipman, your friendly 'non-murderous' GP. You say you're suffering from Diahrea? A shot of morphene will fix that for you!
I can't honestly see how morphene can help cure Diahrea... And if you had checked my medical records you'd have noticed I'm allergic to morphene...
Morphene it is, then!