Jesus Runs For President!

Author: RopeDrink

Date: July 13, 2001

by RopeDrink
7-13-01
...Jesus Runs For President... He's Convinced The Crowd...
More jobs will be made avaliable, while taxes will also be reduced during my rule, along with increased imports and country income from international sales...
...He Has America In His Grasp...
...Make the right choice! *I* *WILL* Make this country a BETTER PLACE...
...But Alas...
But Jesus, I thought dead celebreties weren't allowed to run for President!?!?
...I'll see you in hell, bitch...