John & Jim 03

Author: RopeDrink

Date: August 16, 2005

by RopeDrink
8-16-05
Hey Jimmy, got a new computer today. It's really fast, and it manages to play all the latest, graphically complex games really smoothly. It's brilliant!
Cool John, what else can it do?
It can be dropped from ridiculous heights onto the heads of people I utterly 'detest', outright slaying them on the spot.
Sounds deadly.
You fit the description, care to playtest it?
Where will I stand?