Disgruntled Report

Author: RopeDrink

Date: August 22, 2002

by RopeDrink
8-22-02
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So whats it like to be the brutal, savage, invincible, greatly disliked, one man army known as Death!?
IT IS A CROCK OF INHUMANE SHIT - YOU TRY BEING EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD AT ONCE, CLOSELY MONITORING ALL EXISTANCE ON THIS PLANET AND INDIVIDUALLY COLLECTING THEIR SOULS AFTER THEIR LIFE IS SPENT!
---------------------An Avid Fan--------------------
I COULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING ELSE... LIKE... LIKE A SKELETON, OR A BLOOMING DOG MEAL BUT NOOO - MR.FATE SAYS I HAVE TO TROT ALONG AND KEEP THE UNIVERSE IN CHECK - ALL LIFE IS SUPERVISED BY ME!
Mifter Deaf? May I Haff Your Autograff!?
SOD OFF, KID!
...yaargh...