Paradise sure is boring

Author: Rubber_Plant

Date: August 6, 2003

by Rubber_Plant
8-06-03
What's going on? Where am I?
This is Heaven, my son. And I am God.
Whoa, cool. Soooo...what happens now?
You spend eternity amidst an endless sky of white clouds.
Huh...so...um...you wanna play cards?
Okay.