Robots in the workplace

Author: Rubber_Plant

Date: August 17, 2003

by Rubber_Plant
8-17-03
A robot? What are you doing here?
I am the Corporate-Bot 9600. I have been manufactured to make you obsolete.
Obsolete? But...I'm just a company borwn-noser. All I do is kiss corporate ass.
I am well aware of that. I am programmed with several varieties of affirmations, reasurances, and compliments.
Well...I'll guess I'll be going, then.
Smart move, cheif. By the way, that's a great tie you've got, there.