He's so misunderstood

Author: Rubber_Plant

Date: August 28, 2003

by Rubber_Plant
8-28-03
Um...can I help you?
My name is Butch, and I've admired you from afar for a very long time. I know this may sound weird, but I would love to take you out to dinner.
Uh...well...you seem like a really nice guy and all, but...
It's okay, I understand...sorry to bother you.
I bet you thought I was going to pull a knife on her, or threaten to violently murder her, didn't you? Sick fuck.