A military tradition

Author: Rubber_Plant

Date: September 4, 2003

by Rubber_Plant
9-04-03
Shit! They hit Johnson! One of us will have to go out there and get him. I suggest we do "Rock, paper, scissors" to decide who goes.
"Rock, paper, scissors?!" This is WAR, boy! We don't have time for that childish bullshit!
You're right...I don't know what I was thinking.
Damn straight. Now, let's do this the Army way...
Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish...