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by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode One: Nuts
Hmm, this looks like a sucker.
oh, my dear mary, where are you.
Hello, i am your fairy god mo...er squirrel.
oh?
but first, give me your nuts.
pervert!

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode Two: Disgusting
so, whats a squirrel doing in a bar?
well, its simple, here is were the worlds morst disgusting people go.
i'm not disgusting!
you are?
how do you know?
well, you were talking to me, before you knew i could talk!

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode 3: 5 Year Plan
so, you see with my 5 year plan, you won't melt for 5 years... for a small fee.
hey this is my patch...
yum... i love squirrel soup.
anyway... this deal

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode 4: Reap the Rewards
Ah...so you'll sharpen my blade...and dry clean my cloak.
yep.
hmmm...for one free killing.
yes.
its a deal, shake on it or contract?
contract is good! contract is good!

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode 5: The Power of Money
ok, class today we are learning about the power of money. Nutsy come up here please
ok, so, Nutsy, what do you know about money.
well, money is what buys things.
oh yes, like my suit.
yes, granted its not a lot.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode 6: Milk
Hmm?
Oh God its you?
yes it is, and i was wondering, do you think this nutsy thing is being milked.
yes, i thought by the 3rd episode, you just weren't trying.
what, i meant as a name.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode 7: Hump
oh come on, your not still in a hump are you?
yes, I am!
is there anything, I can do?
for a small free maybe...
back to normal, again!

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode 8: Guest Speaker
OK, today class we have a guest speaker her name is miss lily and treat with her with the same respect as you would me.
Well, today i'm here to talk about why you shouldn't get pregnant and the problems it can cause.
The Teacher is now replacing Nutsy as of next time.
what if i'm already pregnant.
if YOUR pregnant, thats a whole set of different problems.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode 1: TV
ok class, tonight, i want you to watch TV and look for cultural refrences in cartoons.
And i don't want you to, go on wikipedia and search for "cultural refrences in cartoons"
The Next Day
this was copied from wikipedia.
dude, do you ever change your clothes.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode 2: Drama
OK, today were doing "Drama" any volunteers.
OK, now do what ever act you wan't
OK, cool erm... PISS OFF!!!
wow, great acting, expressing anger, and enjoyment.
no, its my last day so PISS OFF!!!

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode 3: Real World
OK, class, today is our feild trip to the great fields of outside.
wow, we have stepped out of the cartoon worlds and entered the REAL world
do you have a license to draw on the sidewalk.
Were just not ready for the real world.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode 4: Repent
So, today class, we are here at the Simpsons Catholic Church of South Park. anyone want to repent.
Ah, Brad, what would you like to repent and execpt jesus.
oh, in that case i don't want to now.
huh? what, why?
Well, I stole a golden jesus, and you said repent anything execpt jesus!

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Episode 4: Bullying
Hi there, funky music, erm...my class are doing about the effects of bullying, would you mind giving a talk about it.
OK.
Lets go through it.
OK, OI YOU LITTLE SHITS GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.
I think we'll disect frogs instead.
Thats a hobby of mine.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Finale
Wow, what a great series, well that was it...
i'd like to thank all the cast, all the forum users and everyone, and to end the series the music stylings of Kajun2.
In the garden of Eden, Baby/ don't you know that i'll always be true/ in the garden of eden baby/ doo be doo be dooooo/ yeah thank you good night.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Series 2 Episode 1: Kill
Hey, your the dude who got to kill one free person
yep
who you wanna kill.
erm... my mail man.
To Be Continued...
hey...

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Series 2 Episode 2
Hey...
Yeah.
i'm gonna kill ya.
like hell you are.
What...
motherfucker, you fucked with the wrong, motherfucker you gonna get fucked, bitch nigga.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Series 2 Episode 3
OK Walk over there, bitch.
further!
Later
OH FUCK!

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Series 2 Episode 4
wh-wh-what do you want.
OMG STFU!!!
Wh-wh-what happened to the grim reaper.
lets just say Death is DEAD OMFG thats funny lol lol lol lmao lmfao rofl
To Be Continued...
No one can help you!

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Series 2 Episode 6
Hmm? i can hear trouble.
Whats going on here!
WTF!!!
In Hell
Time for some fun!

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
I'm Sorry...
Hello, were here to apolgise for many things
Yes 1) the loss of the fourth episode, so here to tell you why and answer your questions here is Nutsy
hello, the reason for loss of the fourth episode is it will be used as the lost episode later on...
2) The Amount of Swearing in the Second Series, well this is because we wanted to stear away from the goody 2 shoes of the first series.
3) The Reason for the linking episodes and loss of humour in the second series is because this series, again, we wanted to stear away from the first series goodie 2 shoes.
Well thanks for watching and be prepared for series 3, oh and i almost forgot, Sorry.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Hello, welcome to my shop.
this is a very racist episode.
what are you gonna do?
no i meant for you!
ooooooooh
now you get it

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
I've Just been on the internet.
oh yeah, what on.
well I found this thing called "Tub Girl"
Oh yeah?
The World is a very sick place.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
They say beer is the poision of life...
Pub?
OK.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Have you heard of this Karma thing.
yeah, do good things and good things happen.
yeah, i might try it?
how?
i'll return this cupcakes.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
I Wonder if bill gates vists pornsites.
well you do, so yes i bet he does.
YES!!!
What?
He'll have the same virus.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Is "A" a letter or a word.
erm...a letter.
so if you ask "hey, is a lot, one word or two words" it should be 1 letter and 1 word.
what?
I'm gonna send an E-mail to complain to the workers at "Sesame Street"

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Hey, Therapist is The and Rapist, The Rapist.
oh, ok?
and Axl Rose is an anagram of Oral Sex.
Phillip? Phillip? PHILLIP?

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
So you told me to meet you.
yes, i am a wish doctor. you have 3 wishes. go on then. use em.
oh ok, erm...i wish i was cool.
okey chokey
oh by the way, i'm very sarcastic.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
theres so much corruption, in the world.
I know last night there was a program on TV and it showed that Jesus was gay!
that was "Jerry Springer-The Opera", Phillip
but it...
...AND WASN'T YOUR IDEA!!!

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Series 3 Episode 1: Toss
hmmm? the difficult 3rd series
which reminds me, where were you during filming the second series
Erm...
oh yeah, purberty, he was wanking.
oh yeah, i almost forgot, i was wanking.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Series 3 Episode 2
look at your own eyebrows.
pfffft...you have really stopped trying haven't you? I mean its just not funny anymore. what happened to you. you were the second best squirrel on the internet, then again foamy isnt funny anymore too
Anymore?

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
Series 3 Episode 3
I Would like to apologise for the following comic, it will offend any "Foamy" fans
I HATE MUSLIMS!!!
I'm sick of stereotypical pigfarmers wifes, i mean there faces are a demographical tempo indurance.
yeah Foamy, fuck you.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
for mash...
hey, do you like creating comics?
yes!
get Smash
wow, so you know of strip creator, huh?
yes it is great!
www.stripcreator.com
i hate asians
me too!

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
holy shit we both came as jackie chan.
i'm bruce lee
fuck you

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
whos' better black or white
black!
nah, you look like a dump with an afro.
I'm sorry

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
whos better superman or spiderman.
superman!
no, superman is a peadophile.
no!
he is, lois lane has progeria

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
which is better google or yahoo?
google!
yes, it is better.

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
fucking duck fucker
bollock shaver
sore fingah
chow mein
you have an ant farm in your fanny!
pissy knickerd nun fucker

 

by Rubberchix
8-24-06
pooey arsed granny grabber
pussy lover
you like to tickle the kipper
you fuck cucumbers
you pick bogies then shove em up ya fluuuute
you shove spoon in ya pussy

 

by Rubberchix
8-25-06
i was reading this comic last night!
so!
fuck off.
that was mean.
no that was its name it was a ocjme cartoon.
oh ok!

 

by Rubberchix
8-25-06
Phillip, you have really let yourself go!
I'm not Phillip I'm a chicken.
Jesus, this is less Play by Play, more I Hate Commercials!

 

by Rubberchix
8-25-06
Hello, and welcome to baby watchers, babysitting service.
do you watch them or does a white person.
me!
i'd rather leave them with a paedophile

 

by Rubberchix
8-25-06
hello little girl and welcome to hell.
what i was nice, good, i didn't swear or steal aside from all that i'm not dead.
it says here you raped a dog.
oh yeah i forgot
i like your dress
i'm not bummin yer

 

by Rubberchix
8-25-06
So, the test results are in.
so, is the anorexia cleard up.
shit, i thought you had cancer, fucking hell third time this week.
Readers Voice: Oh Docter Pie.
ok, we have some bad news your not as healthy as we thought.

 

by Rubberchix
8-25-06
What ya doing?
drawing a comic
whats it about
two dudes who talk about anything
sounds shit.

 

Yes, my mum has finally bought me Playboy: The Mansion for playstation 2.
how do you know its for you.
by Rubberchix, 8-25-06

 

by Rubberchix
8-25-06
These new gifts from spock are great, huh.
Acutally, i'm an a extra. that the captain asked me to inspect a monster.
oh shit.
what, this could be my big break.
you've never seen star trek have you.

 

by Rubberchix
8-25-06
when are you gonna finish?
no, i'm the bea keaper.

 

by Rubberchix
8-25-06
ARGH, Evil life form.
moo!
HE MAY BE CARRYING A BOMB.
moo
I'LL NEED SOME GLOVES AND SOME LUBRICANT, INFACT CANCEL THE GLOVES.
Moo?

 

by Rubberchix
8-25-06
Don't point that modified laser contractor at me!
huh?
that gun.
shit, i thought it was a buttplug, so wheres the buttplug
GGGGRRRRRRR
STEP BACK OR I WILL BE FORCED TO USE MY MODIFIED LASER CONTRACTOR...

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