How To Win A Slagging Match

Author: S2K

Date: November 9, 2002

by S2K
11-09-02
You are a woefully repugnant degenerate and a grotesque, snake-eyed ocular depravity to all of discrimination.
You are a monstrously blighted plebeian and a fiendish, foul-smelling spawn of a mad scientist and a disastrous test tube experiment.
You are an unutterably dissolute trollop and a debauched, sock-sucking mass of neuroses and complexes.
You are a woefully perverted lout and a feculent, mattress-soiling shameless exhibition of genetic deficiency.
You smell of Dataforce.
Fuck.