Realistic Advice.

Author: S2K

Date: November 20, 2002

by S2K
11-20-02
A priest recieves an anonymous phone-call, asking for advice.
So you've not found a suitable female partner then?
No. To tell the truth, I have an exceptionally small penis. I am yet to find someone that will love me as a person, rather than simply due to the size of penis.
Such a sad state of affairs. It makes me sad to think that people can be so materialistic, and not love the true personality within. I'm very sorry... err, who are you?
Dataforce.
Well what the fuck do you expect then?