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by SEVin
5-06-03
One day in front of some wall...
Why hello little boy! What would you like for Christmas?
Sorry, I dont believe in Santa.
You know, instead of staying in that get up. You should show your real colors.
Hmmmm, maybe I will boy. Maybe I will...
The Next Day...
Hey kid, wanna come visit Santa's Workshop?
WTFDOR!?

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
You know, lately I've been dying to do something crazy.. something outrageous.. something experimental!
Really? Well I have a friend who is like that, and he's been dying to meet a girl like you. Come on, I'll drive you over to his place.
What are we doing at the ocean?
He lives deep down.. you know, kind of like those underwater colonies.
L0L!!1! j00 w@n7 73h d01ph1n 53><0r5!??!!1?!?!1
You have got to be kidding me...

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
Are you.. Jesus?
Yes, my son. You have found me. Now that a human has finally found me, I shall grant you everlasting life and infinite knowledge.
You mean I dont have to do anything?
Well, if you wouldnt mind getting me down from here. I could grant you whatever you wish instead. But that would mean.. blah blah blah...
Man, Jesus sure does talk a lot.. Hey look! A DOG ON A BALL!

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
One day on the internet...
OMG! liek do u wat 2 cybr???
Lamer420: Sure baby, asl first.
16/f/ca i hav nekid pix
Lamer420: Cool, why dont you take a couple and send em them to me right now?
*click*
[System Failure. Insufficient Memory to save ugliness.]

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
One day in the streets of some city...
I am Quiglack. Elfen archer of the world!
I'm Daron, ya mofo! I be the homie who pimps out all the bitches!
Really? Hmmm.. Could you possibly introduce me to one of them?
Sure bro, no problem wit dat. In fact, I got myself a new ho to pimp out. Lemme go get her. HEY VENUS!! GET YO ASS OVA HERE!
10 minutes later...
MOM!? WTFDOR!?!?
Quiglack! What the hell are you doing here!?

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
Damn DDR song is stuck in my head! Stupid "Stomp It To My Beat Shoes"!
I hate it when that happens.
Well at least I dont have "Who Let The Dogs Out" repeating in my mind.
I still have nightmares from that...
DAMNIT! I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT!!
Please KaZaA! I beg you! Download that DDR song!

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
One day at Vincent's House...
Who is it?
Hello sir, I am with the United Arabian Mormans and I was wondering if.. uhh, is that paint?
Yeah, its.. "paint".
Well would you look at the time! I gotta go! See ya!
10 minutes ago...
SOMEONE HELP ME!! PLEASE!! ANYBODY!!
SILENCE!

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
Hey man, you got any pot I could score some off of you?
Sorry, I dont do drugs.
Why not?
The doctors said that it wouldnt be wise, and that it will mess with my anti-psychotics.
I hear ya man.
After all, if I did, things would be like this.

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
One night in Vincents dream...
Who the hell are you?
I am the ghost of your left hand!!! WOOOOOOO!!!
What are you talking about? My left hand is just fine! And what would you have to say anyhow?
I came here to say you ruined me! I could have been a contenda! But no! You have to be a Master Baiter!
Oh yeah!? Well I'll teach you!
No! What are you doing!? NOOOOO! I underestimated your skills! You can do that in your sleep too!?

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
That job doesnt sound so bad, what's the boss like?
The boss is a kinky mother of two, husband died in a cement mixer. She lives with her children and occasionally goes out at night for hours of BDSM and any other type of slaptastic sex.
My kind of woman, is there anything else about her you know Elise?
Yeah, she's morbidly obese.
Damnit, next.

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
I tried not touching myself for a week when me and my friend made a bet.
What happened?
She lost, she masturbated first.
DETAILS. NOW.
Well I ended masturbating the night I found out, it was like a meteor shooting out of a cannon.
...

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
Hi kids, Vincent here, I'm making an announcement for myself about the last comic "Reach Out and Touch.. Yourself".
You see, I messed up on the text and forgot to put the word up in the last panel of the comic. So just to clear things up, here's the last panel with what it SHOULD have said.
Well I ended up masturbating the night I found out, it was like a meteor shooting out of a cannon.

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
ITS RAINING MEN!! HELLEJUAH!! ITS RAINING MEN!
NOO! THERE IS STILL 10 SECONDS OF THE SONG LEFT!!
Okay buddy, its time to get down. Your turn is over.
Well, I'm sure you can tell just by looking at me.
Then what happened?

 

by SEVin
5-06-03
I was lucky today, I saw a girl in teh nekkid.
You mean you're mom?
Doesnt she count?
You saw you're mom naked?
Well.. not today at least..
...

 

by SEVin
5-07-03
Hey Mike, what are you looking at?
A flash about ABCs, but its not what you think. Take a look.
Hmmmm... !
See?
B00BIES!
Exactly.

 

by SEVin
5-08-03
She's nice and all but in the look deparments.. eh.
It depends for me.
Depends on what?
Well if she was on my bed, spread eagle and said, "Take me you hunk of man meat!" Then yeah I'd do her.
You would do anyone though.
Anyone I find semi-attractive. But then again, I did hump the couch.

 

by SEVin
5-12-03
Hey, what's wrong?
I don't know. I don't feel as insane as I used to, almost as if I'm sad or something.
Well everyone feels that way every once in a while. But the sad part is is that life isn't worth living that much anymore, let alone making sense out of things. All we really have is death.
Wait, where'd you go?
You're right, all we do have is death. At least I feel better now.

 

by SEVin
5-12-03
One day in some sky...
Shut up! Leave me alone!
Sir! Do not jump! We can work this out! But we need you to come down!
What the dazzle are you talking about? I'm not jumping! I only came up here to get a cloud donut!
Oh... well please come down anyway sir!
But now that you mentioned jumping...
Jump! Jump! Jump!

 

by SEVin
5-13-03
d00d liek lemme see sera
The picture or the video?
teh pictare!
Here you go.
wtf!? i hav 2 imagin her sometin liek dis? OMFG! Andross! Maik a comik about Vin! liek hes gay, or jewish, or sometin!
BALEETED!

 

by SEVin
5-17-03
Everyone come and see my new invention! The Universal Translator! You there! Try it out!
My boyfriend is a cheating bastard, he cheated on me with my step-mom, ran around naked on the beach with my personal psychologist, and married my pet cat... blah blah blah blah... sex.. blah blah..
Warning: Language Barrier crashing, unknown speaking intellect, system failure on fire.
Now look what you did, I thought it was obvious no one understands women speak.
Sorry...

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