The Universal Translator

Author: SEVin

Date: May 17, 2003

by SEVin
5-17-03
Everyone come and see my new invention! The Universal Translator! You there! Try it out!
My boyfriend is a cheating bastard, he cheated on me with my step-mom, ran around naked on the beach with my personal psychologist, and married my pet cat... blah blah blah blah... sex.. blah blah..
Warning: Language Barrier crashing, unknown speaking intellect, system failure on fire.
Now look what you did, I thought it was obvious no one understands women speak.
Sorry...