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Author: SFH

Date: October 29, 2002

by SFH
10-29-02
We've come for your daughter, Chuck.
My name is Greg.
Don't sass me, Chuck. Now where's your daughter?
My name is Greg, and I don't have a daughter.
I can unbend myself and stab you if you don't hand over the girl.
I can give you my baby sister instead, just don't stab me.