the holidays are quite grim

Author: SFH

Date: October 29, 2002

by SFH
10-29-02
Yeah, wake boarding was great, I'm gonna go again next Sunday- hear comes Claus, you better get back to work.
WORD.
Hey there, Santa. Still on those diet pills?
No, I've stepped it up to crystal meth and gasoline.
Isn't Mrs. Claus anti-drug though?
Bah, how's she gonna know when she's at the bottom of the riv- uh. I gotta go... "murder", my uh... "wife".