death!

Author: SFH

Date: October 29, 2002

by SFH
10-29-02
Hey, it's me, Death. *Ahem* I mean, YOUR TIME HAS COME, MORTAL!
Please! I'm too young to die!
Nope, I'm never wrong. Now let's go, I left my Volvo in double-park.
Volvo?
Yeah, how did you think you're getting to Hell? Say, you got any gas money?