Ways To Kill A Geek (Numerous Names For Geeks)

Author: SPAgentJackBauer24

Date: February 22, 2006

08:33:49 AM
TERRORIST! [Pulls out gun and Kills Geek]
The pits of Hell... IN A BEDROOM!
RAWR! YOU WILL DIE! YOU ARE AN ANGEL! [Sets Geek on Fire]
In Saint Jimmy, The Jesus Of Suburbia's town...
AAAAAAAAH! [Suffocates Geek with Graffiti Paint] Don't mess with me, I am Saint Jimmy!