MATT DIE

Author: SPORGASM

Date: February 11, 2004

by SPORGASM
2-11-04
DUHHH IM ROMAN....UHHHHH *DROOLS*
IM MATT HILDRETH, IVE LOST MY WOMAN, SUNK INTO A LOVING STATE OF DEPRESSION, AND IM GOING TO SULK ABOUT IT UNTIL SOMEONE PAYS ATTENTION TO ME...
"UHHH I WILL HELP U IN ANY WAY I..."*whispers*whats this word here??
I CANT HANDLE IT ANYMORE! GOOD BYE CRUEL....OWWWW IT BURRRRNNNNSSS...that? thats "any"...
OH RIGHT..."I WILL HELP YOU IN ANY WAY I...CA...CAN..."
SHUT UP ROMAN. ILL KILL YOU AND ME, ILL DO IT MAN, ILL DO IT! I SWEAR IT*SHANKS BOTH* -The world is now rid of two pains in the ass-