Jordan's pathetic love life

Author: SPORGASM

Date: February 11, 2004

by SPORGASM
2-11-04
Jordan tries...
Hey, my phone number. charge, your number; oh, yeah....
Damn, why are they drop dead sexy bassists always so dumb?
...to get help...
Lindsey, hook me up with your friends.
Um...no.
...and fails...in Russian....
What are you looking for?
*sigh* Ìîå äîñòîèíñòâî.