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by Sachem
12-12-01
People come and see Jesus for help...
Jesus, help me, I'm too poor and I have to prostitute to be able to eat...
erm... come here my child and remove my pants, i'll show you how to get better *flop flop*
... And he helps them...
Jesus my life is crap, i fail everything i try and nobosy likes me...
right, come spank me to know how to be popular *fap fap*
Norteh Jesus!
Jesus quit stealing all of meh ppl fs! Wait for your turn! bastid!
OK, undress now and come here! *yummee*

 

by Sachem
12-12-01
Here comes a car....
Heeeyy guuuyyys
a police car....
wanna give it a go?
?
too bad you're blind honey....
*shlof* (h0t mouth noise)
ill tell her im cop... afterwards... would be waste of moneh heh...

 

by Sachem
12-13-01
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
I wonder whats teh secret to make funneh strips....
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU fs!
Maybe i should ask in forums....
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
...

 

by Sachem
12-13-01
a day like another on IRC...
1 0\/\/n0r j00 b0
?
usual....
1|\/| 90nn4 h4x0r j00 \/\/h0r3
...
life is hard for stupid kiddies eh?
4|\|d t|-|3n.... wh3r3 j00 g01|\| 4ss!!!1 4lr34d3h 5c4r4d 3|-|?? fUc|

 

by Sachem
12-13-01
Here comes that asian girl.... u know what shes up to don't ya ;)
What do you want little girl? no sucky sucky today im not in the mood
eh?
wazzup
nothing
life hurts

 

by Sachem
12-28-01
santa comes to meet the kind ppl so they give him their presents wishes
hello little girl. what do you want for X-mas?
i want barbie at home, barbie at kens, barbie in her car, barbie in a cave, barbie on a poney, barbie in the drugstore, .....
eh this year, not nuff kids, so santa came for ppl who protect weak ppl etc...
but.... aren't you too old for those presents? I mean, are you sure you will use them?
the use i will do of these isn't your business.
hmm.. efter all, evuhl kids aren't that bad...
but.... thats too much!
ok, turn back. everything you'll say will be used against you. You have right to call a lawyer. even if we wont listen to him. Confess now.

 

by Sachem
12-28-01
hahahahahha
So i said to him "Those Rotor Turbines arent going to generate Gravitons by themselves"
Ha Ha Ha
?
how stupid! i confused with Gravitarions!
moron

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