The final front ear

Author: Saddam

Date: May 25, 2003

by Saddam
5-25-03
James T. Kirk, you have been found guilty of appearing in a dismal TV show. The sentence is death. Do you have a last request?
Could I sing my favorite song?
Sure, so long as it's not "10,000,000,000 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall". Don't think we don't know that trick.
Thanks. Ahem: I'm not. SLEEPY yet. And there is no place I'm? Goin' to. In the? Jingle. JANGLE mornin'? I'll come FOLLOWIN' ya...
Nice try, but our Klingon aural physiology enables us to withstand that song.
Crap.