MY LORD HATH UNCLEAN BALLS (ex assinipples: safe version )

Author: Safety_Donkey

Date: April 11, 2003

by Safety_Donkey
4-11-03
Well met, sirrah!
My liege! What news of thy ailment, prithee?
Verily, I wish I could cast my balls of this affliction as easily as the French harlot that hath laid itch to me nutsack
A Pox on the French! A pox on on my Lord's balls!
Excuse me but cursing the Royal genitals was prohibited under the 173 Acte Againste Ye Poxe and Scurvye! I'd like to speak to your Royale line manager, sirrah!
Indeed this ass doth make a fool of us both!