Captain Adequate (8)

Author: Safety_Donkey

Date: May 8, 2003

by Safety_Donkey
5-08-03
Shut up Adequate! You have no idea what it's like to be the smartest marsupial alive!
If it's any help, I know what it's like to be a talking pink donkey!
And who in Greg Norman's dirtbox are you?
I'm…erm..I-I'm S-S-Safety Donkey! I'm Captain Adequate's trusty s-s-sidekick!
Make that two more hostages for my ransom bid of a jillion dollars Australian!
AAAGH! Please don't call the Russians in to negotiate!