All comics by Sageus

 

Margarita the rebel.. by Sageus 6-02-02
Margarita never really got her way.. For the third time today, Marg..You're not going anywhere! Uh! But like, Mom..I'll be back before six!	As long as your my daughter, You'll do what I friggen say. When you get married, and you're under someone else's wing, THEN you can go off as you please.. Piff! What-EVER!	So Margarita dissobeyed her mother, left hell, and went to an abandoned warehouse.. Like, HI! What's your name? What's in a name...

 

Margarita part two.. by Sageus 6-02-02
What?! Like, everything..Duh! Look, I haven't any time to talk, I'm ending it all..I'm alone in the world...Ending...	Um..Okay! WHATCHA GOT THERE?!!? A good-bye note...	Piff! If you're all alone in the world, with noone, who's the note for? Yer imaginary friend? Whatever.. You've got a point...

 

Death and marrige. by Sageus 6-02-02
Well, I have an idea! An idea that will help us both out..We'll get married, have a kid..That way my mommy will say I'm responcible, and YOU can have a good-bye note to write to someone! Hey, I'll get some bootie out of it, why not?	So they got married..The next day- So, Marg...About that baby, here I am, there you are, and there's our bed.. Let's skrew!	Ooo! Yes!

 

Happiness, sorrow.. by Sageus 6-02-02
Nine days past..And little Walter was born.. Mah gawd! She looks just like her father.. Mama!	Margarita put little Walter to bed and met up with her husband.. Now that are daughter Walter is born, you can like..Totally end it all..Like.. Yes, yes I can..Thank lucifer..	Like..Bye-byee! Ouch, ow, ouch..Feck..

 

Almost over.. by Sageus 6-02-02
Husband was dead, so Margarita and little Walter went back to hell.. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...Etc..	In hell.. Mama! Should have never had that damn kid..	What's this? You got married? Your husband left you with a child? Well, you're responcible now.. WEEE!

 

Endness.. by Sageus 6-02-02
Two years later... But MAMA! I'll be back before six! I promise! Someone kill me...

 

Drugs are bad, Mkay? by Sageus 6-04-02
Commericalism takes a turn for the worse.. Talk to your kids about not smoking, they'll listen! It's illegal for people under the age of 18 to posess tabaco products..Oink, oiiink..	Hey chico? You want a Cigarette? No thanks, those things are for freaks..	And alcohol as well, nono..Alcohol is terrible.. It's illegal to perchase or give alcohol to minors if you're over twenty-one..SQEEEL!

 

Alcohol can harm you, did you know it's a drug too? by Sageus 6-04-02
Well hello there, little boy...Want a bruskie?. Goodie!	Children could end up getting alcohol poisoning, and even die!	To be continued... To be finnished soon! Hei hei!

 

Drugs are bad, Mkay? by Sageus 6-04-02
Commericalism takes a turn for the worse.. Talk to your kids about not smoking, they'll listen! It's illegal for people under the age of 18 to posess tabaco products..Oink, oiiink..	Hey chico? You want a Cigarette? No thanks, those things are for freaks..	And alcohol as well, nono..Alcohol is terrible.. It's illegal to perchase or give alcohol to minors if you're over twenty-one..SQEEEL!

 

partiness.. by Sageus 6-12-02
Billy want's to get laid, but he's been awfuly sick.. Blaahhh! Uhlahhh! Come on man, I gotta shit!	Ooh...Hey man, nice party.. Chuckle chuckle..Yeaah.	I 'unno man, go look! Uunn.. So..UH..Where the ladies at!?

 

lookin for ladies. by Sageus 6-16-02
So off Billy went to find the perfect lady.. So..What's a beautiful....Woman..Doing in a place like this?	Loretta wasnt really Billy's type.. Hey! Having fun? Yeah I'm having fun! Fun makes my hair get split ends though, I inhearited my hair from my father but my mum gave me her eyes, MY GRANDMOTHER is a whole NOTHER story, does my hair look bad? It's..	Billy desided he prefured the quiet type.. how DARE you offer me a beer! What do you think I am? A BEER WHORE!?

 

Almost.. by Sageus 6-16-02
So on to the next and only lady left.. Hey, you know Mark? Yeah! Mark and I go way back..	Really? Me too! I'm Bill, you are...? Laura..Oh! He's mentioned you..I heard yer a really sweet guy!	This excites Billy! Well..Heh, I'm not THAT sweet.. Oh, I heard how terrific stories. Hey! Mind if I step away for a sec? I have to call my wife..

 

Almost.. by Sageus 6-16-02
So on to the next and only lady left.. Hey, you know Mark? Yeah! Mark and I go way back..	Really? Me too! I'm Bill, you are...? Laura..Oh! He's mentioned you..I heard yer a really sweet guy!	This excites Billy! Well..Heh, I'm not THAT sweet.. Oh, I heard how terrific stories. Hey! Mind if I step away for a sec? I have to call my wife..

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