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by Saint_Jack
1-06-04
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This is one fucking tall cross.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-06-04
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by Saint_Jack
1-06-04
erm
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Hey mate, don't you think that this is one fucking tall cross?

 

by Saint_Jack
1-06-04
Hi, I'm Keith.
Hi, I'm George.
I'd shake your hand, but erm, you know...

 

by Saint_Jack
1-06-04
So, Keith. You been here long?
About a week, George.
What day do they have the Bingo?

 

by Saint_Jack
1-06-04
My feet look right dirty.
yeah, mine too.
YAY! RAIN!
Oh shit, I forgot to bring my washing in before I got sentenced here.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-06-04
Fancy a game, George?
DONT...
Go on!
DONT...
Eye spy with my little eye, something beginning with...
HELP GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!

 

by Saint_Jack
1-06-04
"C". Something beginning with "C"
Cross, Cross, Cross, Cro-oh-fucking-ross!
Who shat in your handbag? If you didnt want to play you only had to say.
(sigh)

 

by Saint_Jack
1-06-04
ooh, Low cloud.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-06-04
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NEW BOYS!
NEW BOYS!
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by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
So, do you think Jesus will return to save us?
No chance, he said he aint ever coming back to Galilee as the last time he was here he got hammered with Tax! Tacks, geddit?
Oh, the old ones are the best ones!
groan

 

by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
During The Night...
OW! Who just kicked me?
snigger
The Next Day...
Was that you who kicked me last night?
Thats for me to know and you to find out...

 

by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
Look George, The clouds are back
Yup.
2 Seconds Later...
FUCKING HELL! THAT WAS CLOSE!
NEVER MIND THAT! JUST HOW STRONG ARE THESE CROSSES? THEY JUST CUT THROUGH A LOW FLYING PLANE!

 

by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
Go on Keith, Give us a song.
Anything in particular?
How about that famous Village People one, y'know, the one with the actions?
Y.... Y.... Y.... Y... DAMN YOU!
Ha! ha!

 

by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
I think I'm getting nappy rash

 

by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
So, Keith what was your occupation?
I used to be a fisherman.
Hey, I bet you have some tales, eh?
Yeah, I once caught a fish THIS big.
christ...

 

by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
George, wanna see a trick? But you'll have to close your eyes...
hmmph, ok...go on... better be good mind.
TADA!
HOW THE FUCK...?

 

by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
Hey George, Look the clouds have lifted aga...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Oh no, it can't be....
TICKLE MONSTER!
TICKLE MONSTER!

 

by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
MWHAHAHAHA!
Oh, man I gotta turn around
Hurry!
Phew, made it!
WATCH OUT! THE TICKLE MONSTER IS CLOSING IN ON YER ARSE!

 

by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
MWHAHAHAHA!
GOTTA THINK FAST...
MWHAHAHAHA!
I HAVE BUM CANCER
FEAR THE CANCER!
SAVED! HOORAH!

 

by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
So do you really have Bum Cancer?
Of course not, I had to think fast didn't I. And my swivelling cross is the business. Bet you wish you had one?
*snigger*
What you laughing at?
When you turned around, I stuck my two fingers up at you.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
Goodnight George
Goodnight Keith
Zzz
Zzz
Morning George. Still here?
Ha ha! Good one. I'll need to remember that.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-07-04
You dancing?
You asking?
Im asking!
Then I'm dancing!
No you're not.
No. I know. Shame that, I could have done with a dance.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-08-04
AAAAARRRGGGGGGGH!
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
AAAAAAAAARRRRGH!
ITS NOT THE TICKLE MONSTER BEHIND ME AGAIN, IS IT?
NO. I JUST HAVE A REALLY FUCKING ITCHY NOSE.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-08-04
So, do you think we'll get a good sunset tonight, George?
I hope not. You go all funny when the sun sets.
No I dont.
Keith, trust me. You do.
You know I love you dont you?
oh man

 

by Saint_Jack
1-08-04
Red sky at night, shepherds delight...
eh?
You know, the saying. If its a red sky at night its a shepherds delight.
are you sure?
Positive.
I always thought a shepherds delight was when you poked a sheep with your tummy banana.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-08-04
So, what did you do that caused you to get crucified?
Rape.
Man, you must have stole a whole field of it.
Ha Ha Ha!
Ha Ha Ha!

 

by Saint_Jack
1-08-04
So, what about you? What did you do to end up being crucified?
But I'm not crucified.
eh?
I just got up the other morning there and a huge gust of wind picked up and blew me all the way to here and now my big baggy pants are caught on a rusty nail.
Honest?
Nah. I fucked my mum good and proper with a screwdriver.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-08-04
Oooh, Night time again. I wonder if the village is all lit up? Im going to swivel around and have a look.
Yup, it is. Aww, it looks so pretty from here.
*snigger*
Hey, What you laughing at? You never stuck your two fingers up at me again, did you?
No. But I've just realised that the words "This Way Up" are carved into the back of your cross.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-08-04
I was thinking...
What?
Well, do you think that when we were having these nails hammered into us, that somewhere else in the world a long haired bearded man suddenly felt pains in his hands and feet?
Now, THAT'S a good question.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-13-04
Keith, Did you ever meet Jesus?
Oh yeah, I met him when he was put on the cross next me, just about a week before you got here.
And what was he like?
He seemed a nice bloke. Bloody brilliant at Charades though.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-13-04
Looks like we may have another good sunset tonight, George.
Oh god no. I hate them and the way you become funny when we have one.
Ok, I promise, I'll try not to let it affect me.
Thank you.
# Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear, Everytime You Are Near, Just Like Meeeee, They Long To Be, Close To Yoooooooooo... #
for fucksake

 

by Saint_Jack
1-13-04
Do you have something against gays, George?
No, and I'd like to keep it that way if you know what I mean.
It's just that you seem a bit tetchy whenever gayness is mentioned.
LOOK, OK. I HATE GAYS. I WAS MUGGED BY A CROWD OF THEM ONCE.
Jesus, Im sorry, what did they do to you?
Well, 4 of them held me down and the other one (gulp) combed my hair. It was awful.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-13-04
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
"blub"...."blub"....
"blub"...."blub"....
Fucking high tide.

 

by Saint_Jack
1-13-04
Look, Keith, I feel sorry for trying to get you to sing "YMCA" earlier. It was heartless of me. So accept my apology and sing me a song. I love your voice.
Ok, apology accepted. What do you want me to sing then?
How about that kids song about being happy?
Ok then, # If you're happy and you know it clap your han... # DAMN YOU!
Ha ha!

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