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by Sancho
5-23-03
Okay, Father. If you want to be the vocalist for my head-banging, Christian Metal band, I've got to hear you!
Right then. *ahem* LIFE IS DARK AND FILLED WITH PAIN / WE SUFFER MUCH IN JESUS' NAME / FOR ALL OUR SINS THEY SAY HE DIED / NOW EACH DAY WE'RE ALL CRUCIFIED!!!!!
Um....
WE'RE ON A PAINFUL ROAD TO HELL / AND ALL CAST OUT LIKE ISHMAEL / WE SURVIVED THE FLOOD IN NOAH'S ARK / AND NOW DESCEND INTO THE DARK!!!!!
That was fine, but do you know anything... happy?
After being celibate for thirty years? Bite me, Christ-boy!

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