All comics by SandNinjaTemari

 

by SandNinjaTemari
2-22-07
It's extremely dumb to be extremely dumb.
I never thought I'd see a living tyrannosaurus rex!
Sqirtle.
This proves the danger of Jack in the Box's bacon cheeseburger.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, I DON'T WANT A BACON CHEESEBURGER!!
That will be $5.68, sir.
When danger strikes, you sure don't...but the firefighters do!
Top of the morning to ya'!
Uhh...your house is on fire...

 

by SandNinjaTemari
2-22-07
This is what happens when you don't teach your kids prime numbers.
Okay, Chlora, can you tell us what a prime number is?
A prime number is something you stuff up a depressed and/or constipated person's butt to relieve stress.
This is an actual urban legend proven wrong on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire," you know.
Which is bigger: an elephant or the moon?
Uhh...I think it's an elephant...yeah, I'll go with that.

 

by SandNinjaTemari
2-23-07
Everyone! Get down on the floor and shut your faces! This is a robbery!
And I thought I had problems...
Not if I can help it! You're going to jail!
You can't! You wanna know why? It's the end of the world!
Today's moral: LISTEN to kangaroos!
Sigh...he proved his point...
You're so fat you should be beaten to death!

 

by SandNinjaTemari
2-23-07
OK, you know the story from "The Ring," right? You watch this killer videotape and then the phone rings and says you're going to die in 7 days. This boy is watching the videotape.
...
Then the phone rings, and the boy answers...
Hello?
Hello! You have just won $1,000,000!
Then the boy screams and hangs up because he thinks that George W. Bush is the little girl.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
...

 

by SandNinjaTemari
2-24-07
Hi! My name is Phillip and I am your new boss!
PROVE IT!!!!!!!
Sqirtle.
PROVE IT!!!!!!!
This is why you should never promote the Grim Reaper.
I'm retarded.
PROVE IT!!!!!!!

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