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by Sarek
5-25-05
3:2's GC is being interviewed...
So... How long did you expect to fool people with your 'Empty Gal' pic?
We were relying on other people's stupidity.. It worked quite well...
Uh-huh. So, if I told you it was no longer there and replaced by something else curteous of Admin, you'd be alarmed yes?
If you'll excuse me...
But had to cut it short...
Don't be fooled folks... there's plenty of targets in this gal...
Where's the MoW?

 

by Sarek
5-26-05
DarkKnight attracts the attention of Sarek in #pl-private...
nooooooooo...i'm so stupid..... i launched at the wrong planet
How did you manage that?
The story unfolds...
I'm stoned. If I'd have hit the right target I'd have stolen 1000 Pegasuses.
Well what did you get?
Sarek walks away none-the-wiser.
Stoned, I just told you ffs.
Sorry I asked...

 

by Sarek
5-26-05
megalive rushes into #pl-private
Quick! Hydra are attacking us! Where are the DCs?
There aren't any around just now...
ellonweb does a bit of work
Look at all the incoming... now all eta 5! ellonweb - you have to be DC!
Let me just look at the reports.... 11 Planets with incoming... all attacking fleets consisting of just 1 Vamp.
And wonders why he even bothered.
1 Vamp? Is that it?
Hmm... Round 11 and it seems Hydra still haven't grasped the concept of a Mil Scan.

 

by Sarek
5-26-05
Sarek gets excited about his comics...
So what do you think of my latest comic Antjie?
It's nice... But you've got the images for people wrong.
...And Anjie offers him some adivce...
I didn't realise there was a 'standard'
Yes, everyone uses the same images. Check a few of them out...
But instantly regrets it.
Yeah, you're right. Sorry about that. Situation Rectified.
I should have kept my mouth shut.

 

by Sarek
5-27-05
Silverbullet and MrPink talk it out in Hydra's private channel
Hey . I think I'm now officially 1337. I went on an attack last night and got 598,497 orbs.
I went on an attack too... and mine must have been good because I'm up like 850 MILLION POINTS
Both are getting quite excited...
Yeah, my score went up as well... I'm pretty sure we'll be somewhere near the top now! Let me check...
Good idea!
Until the threat of "Havoc" rains on their parade...
Havoc? WTF is Havoc?
Must be a new alliance. Quick - let's go back into vacation!

 

by Sarek
5-27-05
On the Moderators board in the forums...
Hey guys.
Hey Obli, congrats on your mod post by the way.
Sarek decides to throw his weight around.
Now, you may be better at the game than me, but I've been here longer so I pwn your a$$.
Really?
Nothing changes really...
"Now you are better at the game AND being a forum moderator. I could never hope to pwn you" (Edit: Obli 27/05/05 01:30)
Oh ffs.

 

by Sarek
5-27-05
#planetia, 20:00 (mode: +m)
Congrats to all for playing this Community round... and ofc to Ercci for winning. Where is he btw? Moving on...
And that about wraps things up. Thanks to everyone for making the round a pleasant and enjoyable one, and good luck in Havoc.
2 hours later in #planetia...
Hey. What did I miss? I was waiting for a guy with a crane to help me with a boat.
That's one of the worst excuses I've ever heard!
Ercci just wont give up...
No really! I had to launch the boats!
Poor Ercci... still calling them 'boats'. How exactly was it you won again?

 

by Sarek
5-30-05
Sarek is at work and does not see his supervisor approach from behind...
"So lads... let's meet up on irc and arange the attack then..."
What's that you're doing Kenneth?
Quick thinking!
Er... Hi Bruce?! I was just, ahem... checking my emails. My Aunt isn't well and I told her I'd email her and let her know when I finish...
Ok Kenneth that's fine. Just make sure you're doing this in your own time in future.
How long had he been standing there ffs?
So when are you going to see your Aunt? Before or after you organise the attack on 'Bradleykins'?
Sh1t.

 

by Sarek
6-07-05
Sarek questions Tommy's comments...
So Tommy - surely telling players /not/ to join your alliance id going to put people off?
Nah, I'm using reverse psychology...
Come recruitment day for ROCK...
. . .
Tommy justifies his efforts well.
So how did recruitment go? Did your plan run smoothly and did you get a lot of people applying?
Shut up.

 

by Sarek
8-11-05
Sarek tries to set up an attack...
Ok guys Zappy, what's your cluster ETA?
-9-
Zappy decides to tag along.
Right well we need to take out 1:5:4, and coz my cluster ETA is 9 too we'll launch together.
Ok.
And here's the launch....................t.b.c
So we both launch on my mark. 3...2...1... Mark! - - - - So what's your ETA at?
-8-

 

by Sarek
8-11-05
They try again........ And again........
What's going on? Do I keep missing the tick? Ok so in 3..2..1..Go!
Trying again in 3...2..1...Go!
What's going on?
Zappy, ur ETA is still 1 tick faster than mine. Are you sure you're sending the right fleet?
Yes I checked and double checked that.
Zappy makes a shocking discovery..
Hang on, my cluster ETA is 1 tick faster. Well would you look at that?!
I'm gonna kill him.

 

by Sarek
9-29-05
DarkKnight demands Sarek makes a comic.
DK, you cant make everything into a comic. They'd be dull!
MAKE THE DAMNED COMIC! (lol)
Sarek reluctantly gives in.
FFS. Ok, I'll make the comic. We'll test it on ell to see how long it takes him to laugh.
lol
Year: 2067. Oops, forgot something... Poor ell!
Erm, ell? ell? Sh!t. Shoulda really put a time limit on this...

 

by Sarek
10-07-05
James tries to start a conversation with Bill...
So, you lookin forward to paintball Bill?
YOU DONT LOOK FORWARD TO WAR, PRIVATE McASPURN, YOU FEAR IT!
The first game's about to begin...
Lewis, you seen Bill? It's almost time to start paintball...
Huh? Paintball? I thought I we were going to the pub...
Even without Stuart Dorward present, Bill think's he's in 'Nam...
Too far Bill...
DIE MOTHERF#CKERS!!!

 

by Sarek
10-07-05
Capture the Flag... Operation: Send Kenny In First...
Pvt Halfpenny, get going through that forest and retreive the flag a.s.a.p...
But -
Bill send Kenny off ahead while he and the rest move in slowly...
- I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY 'BUTS'... GO, GO, GO! MOVE IT NUMBNUTS!!!! We'll catch up in a bit...
Kenny is struck by bad memories of his last venture...
What? Why have you stopped?
Trees... Everywhere..... Must.. Not.. Run..

 

by Sarek
10-07-05
Barry starts to apologise for his comics... "http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/StalkerB/315143"
Yo Graeme, sorry about those comics man, but let's face it... you couldn't pay a girl to sleep with you...
Yes I could. I'll prove it to you.
So Graeme hangs about outside AfterDark and offers a girl some £...
I'm so drunk... I'd sleep with just about anything right now...
I love you...
Point proven...

 

by Sarek
10-07-05
Kenny questions Colin about the twins being on opposing teams...
What do you mean?
Well... how will we know which one to shoot?
Which twin (or 'individual' as they like to be called) is which?
Take that!
Take that!
Who put Bill in charge again?
ermm...
F#CK IT! SHOOT THEM BOTH!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

 

by Sarek
10-11-05
Kenny starts bragging to QA about his team's victory at paintball
Haha! I beat you at paintball Graeme!
Ok ok, stop rubbing it in.
Kenny continues to gloat, but doesn't get the expected reaction from Barry...
And I beat you Barry! Haha!
I dont care. That was one day...
Kenny in 'Taking it too far' non-shocker...
I can bounce all of your sales for the next month!
You were a close second mind you...

 

by Sarek
10-16-05
Barry and Graeme discuss G's women problems by the water cooler.
So Graeme, you gotten over Nicole yet?
Yeah, pretty much. It wasn't going to happen, so I guess I have to deal with that.
Graeme's 'coming-of-age'...
Yeah?
Yeah. There comes a time when you have to stop fantasising about girls you just dont stand a chance with and move on.
But is Graeme really cured of his head illness?
Took you long enough, at least you're being realistic now.
Jonean <3

 

by Sarek
10-23-05
Just a normal convo with Graeme...
So Graeme, where you going on your holiday?
Turkey
As always Kenny turn it into a joke
HAHAHA! Turkey?! HAHAHAHA!
Damn him... quick, think of a comeback...
7 hours later....
At least it's not MGt!
Huh?

 

by Sarek
10-30-05
Obli's on the phone long distance to the UK...
Hi there, it's Obli from netgamers.
Huh?
Obli states his case very cleary and assertively.
I just wanted to know why you are in two alliance channels for Spaceminers.
I can not stand spies Kenny, and resent the fact that you would try and do that to me.
The conversation doesn't go as Obli had planned...
WHO the F#CK is THIS? My name is James, get the hell OFF MY PHONE, If I EVER Catch you I'm gonna -
- Sorry wrong number.

 

by Sarek
11-22-05
Greame runs into Jonean as he's coming out of the toilets
Hey Jonean
Hi Graeme. Your hair looks nicer like that.
Greame speaks to Kenny who was nearby and witness this 'event'
Hey Kenny, did you hear that?
Yeah you must be in with a shot.
Could it be?
Really?
No.

 

by Sarek
8-15-06
Soulcutter21 makes his forum debut, and Odyssey is first (of many) to challenge his crap logic.
ODONATA IS OVERPOWERED!!!
No, if anything else EMP is overpowered nub.
After a lot of arguing and Soulcutter21 copying/pasting his same post over and over again, B-Butch3r moves the thread to 'Spam'
ZOMG U DIDN'T READ MY POSTS U ELITIST PRICKS. LEARN TO READ. ODO.
Dont worry guys, I'll take care of this one.
Yes Soulcutter21, everyone is laughing at you. Even Jesus.
Where did my post go? U ELITIST PRICKS!! LEARN 2 READ!! ODO!!
Hahahahahahaha! ZOMG NUB LOL!

 

by Sarek
8-16-06
Soulcunter is still pissing the world off and is getting boring.
learn2read odopowerlol elitist pricks
right I've had just about enough of u
Soulcunter is confused - I mean, he's saying one thing...
Have you seen my dildo anywhere?
Wait, what the fucks going on?
I wonder if he'll work out what's going on or not? Ghosteh wins again!
I am The King of the Gays!! I perv on children!! I have a boyfriend!! I am teh lose!!
Last edited by Ghosteh on Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:49 pm; edited 1 time in total.....

 

by Sarek
10-08-06
United Fleets Headquarters...
Ok, finished! Now I need to move house. You got everything you need guys?
Yep, no worries, we got this Kenny. See you in a week!
UF Headquarters, 7 days later...
Hey guys am back! Miss me?
Inside UF Headquarters
Hellooooo?

 

by Sarek
10-13-06
August 7th Kenny moves to London
Right Bradleykins, I'm off mate. Keep in touch aye?
Of course mate. I'll look after UF til u get ur net back.
Bye everyone!
Thanks dude. I'll visit every now and then obviously.
Awesome. Try not to do too much damage to London, ok?
Two days later...
NEWS FLASH! HEATHROW AIRPORT ON LOCKDOWN!!!
fs Kenny.

 

by Sarek
10-13-06
Kenny rounds up the remains of his 45 man alliance...
So Kenny, what are we going to do?
Dunno Chaos, we could join somebody as a BG?
Then, as if by magic!
You can join LDK if you want, help fight Ministry/Omen
That's a FANTASTIC idea! You've truly saved our round Rikard, thank you.
3 days later...
"It is with regret I announce LDK are quitting this round..."
You have GOT to be kidding me!

 

by Sarek
10-13-06
Kenny, originally, retires.
Right I quit. I've had enough of this. I'm having NOTHING to do with planetia anymore.
Here we go... Bye Kenny. Again.
Mz and lilboi say their farewells
Bye o/
Bye!
SAREKIN IS BACK!!!
Want to be a MH?
Ok.

 

by Sarek
10-13-06
Ghosteh - the new Forum Admin (congratz) and KoeN for PD
I will battle the forum bots and lol at them when I win.
I will be the greatest mod EVER!
Mzyxptlk gets put in charge of AD and mosc in charge of GD.
On average AD is getting 48.2 posts per day
General Discussions is a bit quiet just now, but it'll be back.
Kenny requests to become moderator too...
Ok, I've given you a forum to mod Kenny...
Arts & Crafts? ARTS AND F**KING CRAFTS?!?!

 

by Sarek
10-13-06
The round is pretty stagnated now. It'll be a slow roidrace and Ministry will win.
We're winning, we're gaining momentum against a larger block...
We're going to win. We've worked hard and we deserve at least that. Ministry <3

 

by Sarek
10-13-06
Ministry and Omen fall in love....
So Omen, we need to make sure that Ely/DH doesn't completely overpower us...
Yes smdio, we will work together *hehe*
They even work together...
Right, joint attack on DeathHead?
Sounds good! *hehe*
But back at Ðragons HQ...
I HAVE OMEN UNDER CONTROL, BUT WHAT TO DO WITH SUCH POWER?
I HAVE A PLAN...

 

by Sarek
10-13-06
All does not appear to be well on board USS Elysium
butter, I've been closed, you'll have to take control of Elysium!
what's that dear?
The officers onboard start to get that sinking feeling...
butter, we need to be more active in the military side of things!
i cant hear you SQRL, speak up a bit sonny?
S7R-Devil is forced to jump overboard, to a surprise saviour...
I'm fed up with Elysium, butter cant even bloody hear us anymore...
Hi guys...

 

by Sarek
10-13-06
without any officers, butter is getting worried...
Wait, what's this, could it be the answer to all my problems?
ITS CAPTAIN KIRK!!!
We come in p... wait... wrong ship... damn you Scotty!
...
What beams up...
Sh!t.

 

by Sarek
10-13-06
Over in Ministery HQ...
smdio... you're fired.
What? WHY???
But its ok, we got you a going away present!
...?
James Blunt strikes again!
Goodbye my lover! Goodbye my friend! You have been the one! You...
...Oh f*ck off.

 

by Sarek
10-13-06
#planetia - Winner's Ceremony
Congrats Ercci on winning r16 Planetia..
thanks Ollie
Anyone in particular you'd like to thank?
Yeah a few people, my gal especially...
Thus Concluding r16...
Ok great, moving on...
I wanted to talk about round 11 as well :-(

 

by Sarek
10-19-06
mz and kenny are hanging out in the old #unitedfleets channel...
Ok, so UF wasn't that great. Instead I'm going to do... ONE!
One what?
No, that's the name of the new alliance I'm doing... "One"
Interesting name I guess?!
So how many members you got?
...........One.

 

by Sarek
10-20-06
mz brings up a complaint to Ollie
Ollie, I dont have access to the Moderator Forums, but qebab does, can you change that please?
Ok, sorted mz!
Seeing this, Kenny wants access too
I dont have access either Ollie
*......*

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