Movies that suck.

Author: Satan

Date: January 28, 2003

by Satan
1-28-03
A critical discussion of films...
Man, have you seen feardotcom on DVD yet? It is like, wicked fuckin' cool. I mean, it has Rammstein music in it, how can you go wrong??
I kind of prefer Gummo. It really relates to me, about real world issues, like killing cats while listening to Slayer.
But little did they know, the words GUMMO and FEARDOTCOM uttered in the same conversation opens a dimensional gate!
And I never got the chance to see Wendigo...
Welcome to hell.