Werd up, homey.

Author: Satan

Date: January 28, 2001

by Satan
1-28-01
One fine summer day...
Hello. Will you be my catamite?
Hell no!
There's nothing up here worth reading.
Croo-sify he-uhm!
Hmm... okay.
If this offends you in some way, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
That'll teach you to turn down my sexual advances.
I'm the king of the JEWS!