Don't read this shit.

Author: Satan

Date: January 28, 2001

by Satan
1-28-01
Bagoose the wonderdog crusades to make people aware of the world's problems...
Did you know that every 3.6 seconds, someone in the world dies of starvation?
Fuck Jesus.
.............
Did you know that hundreds of acres of trees are cut down every day all over the world?
Fuck Jesus.
....... But to no avail.
Did you know that species all over the planet come a step closer to extinction everday because of human carelessness?
Fuck Jesus.