Crazy Canucks

Author: SatanSatanSatan

Date: February 10, 2002

by SatanSatanSatan
2-10-02
AFter Three Days of Destruction, The Invader was left with one final victim....
.........
As I have done with your neighbors, friends, and family, I will hold you down, and slowly pry open your skull with my fingertips, feeling your warm blood all over my hands, and then...........
10 minutes later...
......
And THEN, With your bones...I will pick my teeth, and then continue on to your guts, where I will then...
After another hour of threats...
WAIT, WAIT...You're from Canada, aren't you?
Curses. Foiled Again.