Fred Tells Ed His Really Cool Idea

Author: Savage

Date: June 6, 2004

by Savage
6-06-04
So, I got this idea for a time machine. Only instead of taking you back in time, it just makes time pass very slowly.
Uh huh.
That way, you have more time to drink.
Hmm.
What do you think?
You must tell me who did your lobotomy.