The Confused Adventures of Fred 'n Ed

Author: Savage

Date: June 6, 2004

by Savage
6-06-04
So. I bet you thought I was dead or something.
What?
I was abducted by space aliens! They did experiments on me for an entire month! Didn't you even miss me?
Well...
I don't believe it! You didn't even notice I was gone?
Well, now that you mention it, I kind of noticed a sort of empty feeling. But after three or four bottles of Thunderbird, I pretty much forgot about it.