The Salacious Adventures of Fred 'n Ed

Author: Savage

Date: June 6, 2004

by Savage
6-06-04
I just found out you went out with my girlfriend and pretended to be me.
Well...
Why did you do it? I'm your brother, man.
Well, you see, I just had to know
Had to know what?
Whether those rumors about you and your fondness for Velveeta were actually true.