The Dutiful Adventures of Fred 'n Ed

Author: Savage

Date: June 6, 2004

by Savage
6-06-04
So, what was so important that you had to drag me away from my much-needed slumber?
Mom says you haven't called her in six months.
Not true! I called her just the other day.
Bro, calling her at two a.m. begging her to re-mortgage the house for bail money doesn't quite count.
Oh. What if I went over there and mowed the lawn?
Hmm. I suppose it couldn't hurt. But this time, don't drink up all her Geritol. And leave the parakeet alone.