The Alcoholic Adventures of Fred 'n Ed

Author: Savage

Date: June 6, 2004

by Savage
6-06-04
I'm kind of tired. I think I'll go to bed.
Why? It's only four in the morning.
Do you mean that sarcastically?
No. If you're really that tired, you should sleep.
Actually, it's just that I'm all out of booze, and the liquor stores don't open for two more hours.
I knew it. You barmat-sucking lush. I suppose this means that you drank up all of the emergency vodka? Wait until Grandma finds out.