The I'm Telling You For Your Own Good Adventures of Fred'nEd

Author: Savage

Date: June 6, 2004

by Savage
6-06-04
You know, we should write an advice column.
What?
Like those other twins, Dear Abby and Ann Landers
But they don't drink.
See? The world is waiting for good solid boozing advice.
I see. Actually, my first piece of advice would be for you to brush your teeth.