Fred 'n Ed's New Career

Author: Savage

Date: June 6, 2004

by Savage
6-06-04
I answered my first letter today. Do you want to hear it?
Okay. It's not about anything disgusting, is it?
Listen. "Dear Fred and Ed: I am a fairly heavy drinker. Recently, I've been noticing a certain tremor in my hands. Does this mean that I should give up drinking? Signed, A Worried Imbiber.
So,what did we tell him?
Dear Wussy Boy, The fact that you are able to notice the trembling in your hands leads us to believe that you are just not serious about your drinking. Try drinking an extra bottle each night.
You the man, Bro!